Mities

What is Mities?

large deposits of fat in the upper chestal region of men that makes them appear as if they have boobs.

man + tities = mities

Man: Wow, that guy in the Of Montreal shirt has huge mities.

Woman: Yea, but i like his shirt.

See tities, fat, man boobs, dane cook

Duct Tape It

1. When you get a girl in position to fuck and she changes her mind, you ducktape her limbs and handle your business I had to duck tape it..

Derat

1. The act of wiping the rim of a barmans bumholes sought from a bar, so as to remove the taint of rat poo that is likely on the bottle fro..

Xylophone That Bitch

1. The sexual act of pugilising a partner with ones penis consecutively from head to toe. Deem batads gave me bam fu Tanzipans in mah Panz..

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