What is Mitsutomi?
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The coolest, most awesome last name in the entire universe. Originating from samurai, the Mitsutomi's have become world-known and are extremely attractive. They are known to be quite metal but have a gentleness that comes only from God. They are mostly into killing people with donkey jaws, but will settle for a tail bone.
Man, you just wish you were a Mitsutomi.
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