Mitt Job Edit Meaning

1. A guy (or girl) that will poke anyone you want for only 5 bucks. The quality of these services are not as good as with a $10-poker. I ..

1. when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam. I had a delicious queef bagel this morning. See queef, farts, ..

1. 1) The art of taking a shit while using a laptop at the same time. 1) Fred was conversing on Microsoft Messenger during his lapcrap. I..