What is Mitt Romney?
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Something Massachusetts is happy to be rid of. More commonly known as "Mitt the Shit" or "Mittens", Romney left office before he could be run out of the state on a rail. He really did a good job fixing the Big Dig. Yeah, right!
This guy is not only incompetitent, he's the biggest flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes. Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics.
Mitt Romney is George W. Bush after elocution lessons.
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To change your position in order win favors or votes.
"She told Jane she hated Madonna. The she pulls a Mitt Romney and tells me she loves Madonna."
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Blowhard politician who claims to be conservative, although he's really whatever he thinks his audience wants at any given moment.
Dodged the Vietnam War draft claiming he needed to go to France on a mission for his cult. While in France, he pimped his cult door to door, including his cult's philosophy that blacks were lesser people. All this draft dodging behavior occured while black American soldiers died fighting to save him and his fellow cult members from Communism. For some reason, this irreconcilable hypocrisy was never reported during his recent presidential run. Political correctness won the day.
Mitt Romney thinks the Garden of Eden is in Missouri.
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Shape-shifting, cream-cheese LDS hustler with a spray-on tan. Currently seeking the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination. A fiscal conservative's dream, which is to say malleable and not-too-bright, but can be counted on to look after the interests of the very rich and to never raise their taxes (see George W. Bush). Republican-leaning women will vote for Mitt based on his looks alone. If he is nominated, will probably be our next president due to the sheer stupidity of the typical American voter (see George W. Bush). Will also hammer gay people to assure the Bible-beaters and red-faced Southern haters that he worries about what consenting adults do in bed just as much as they do.
"I'm Mitt, I'm shit"
"Mitt Romney has changed positions more times than a Stretch Armstrong doll"
"If elected, Mitt Romney promises to give everyone in America their own planet to live on after they die!"
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A conservative that I fear will win the election because of the whole "He's a Mormon" BS flying around, Plus: Al Shartpon's dumbass remark to Mormons
Mitt Romney is part of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons have the same beliefs as christians, people, DO YOUR RESEARCH!!!)
He DOESN'T believe in polygamy, so all the men that are going to vote for him thinking your gonna get more wifes (More Wives, More Sex, It is said to believe), your retarded. Plus wives don't equal Sex, Im' told Girlfriends is a story.
"Different" Religious Beliefs aside, Romney is the typical Republicans: Supports Our Meaningless in Iraq, Against Gay Rights, and Blah, Blah, Blah
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Former governor of Massachusetts. Moderate Republican.... has had to move himself over to the rightin an attempt to get the Republican nomination for President. Smart, good looking, and potentially a dangerous candidate, but Bush has probably doomed any chance the GOP could keep the white house..... unless the Democrats run OJ Simpson or Saddam's corpse..... which wouldn't really be that shocking since they ran John Kerry and Al Gore.
It's one article a day about Mitt Romney now. Is America ready for a Mormon President? Is America ready for a Mormon President? Pretty soon.... it'll be an article a second.
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