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A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.
Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: B..
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When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.
Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night..
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Someone who constantly describes products services or ideas as Uber, Funky, Sexy or Foxy.
These people are usually found on vacation ar..