Mitten

What is Mitten?


1.

A small, furry, lady's LOVE-GLOVE; a modest-sized GUSSET-GAUNTLET.

(Mentioned as "One of my FAVOURITE THINGS" by Julie Andrews, in The Sound of Music.)

Although Estelle's pussy appeared to be little more than a KITTEN, Edward soon found that the warm MITTEN could comfortably accomodate all four fingers.

See admittance, one size fits all, Persson

2.

The soft furry thing between a woman's legs.

She don't look much but I heard she had a nice mitten

3.

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: get over here and have a mitten

Woman: the couch?

See glove, spocking, wearing, entry, spock, dogga

4.

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: fancy a mitten?

Woman: lets rock!

See spocking, spock, dogga

5.

TO MITTEN: To hit, tap, bang, get caught in filgrante dilecto with, or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.

"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"

See procreate, hit, tap, bang, do

6.

TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.

"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"

See hit, tap, bang

7.

Four in the bum, the other with the thumb.

She was a cold bitch, so i needed to warm her up with a mitten.

See shocker, the shocker, cleavland steamer, hot carl, rusty trombone, rim job, pink sock


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