What is Mitten Queen?
1.
a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others
Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.
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2.
a gay man who likes to jerk off other guys
Braden would like to be Austin's mitten queen
3.
see: Joe Don
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