Mitten Queen

What is Mitten Queen?


1.

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?

Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

See Blake

2.

a gay man who likes to jerk off other guys

Braden would like to be Austin's mitten queen

3.

see: Joe Don

See Edgar Allan Poe


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