Mitten Tongue

What is Mitten Tongue?

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When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.

John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.

See tongue, mitten, burn, dim bulb

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