Mittens Edit Meaning

1.

Used in chat sites, like two thumbs up. A person who likes a response in a thread will post a picture of two mittens with the thumbs pointing upward. Especially used by Discordians, Mythics and Sweets.

Also means sexually stimulating two girls at once by having your hand inside each of their vaginas simultaneously. Similar to a circle jerkor sharies.

I love that post about sharies. I'm giving it mittens and win!

See circle jerk, discordia, discordian, omgasm, sharies

2.

To place one hand in a woman’s vagina and the other hand in another woman’s vagina.

You dirty kittens, lay down for your mittens.

See cache

3.

Adj. To describe someone utterly cute, adorable, sweet, and warms you outside-in - like a pair of mittens on fluffy bunnies. awwww power!!

Jammy is SO mittens ^_^

See mittens, cute, adorable, sweet, aww

4.

A word that rhymes with kittens.

Them mittens for my kittens are badass. XD

See kitten, glove, hands

5.

a name usually used to refer to scene kids.

best used when scene kids are spotted in the city and people want to judge them and laugh at them

but want to use a code word.

so they use mittens!

"omg look at those mittens, they've got hell ugly piercings!"

See scene kids, emos, gothics, punks

6.

Ones hands.

My Mittens are all calased up from liftin weights.

See hands, fingers, feet, gloves

7.

A slang term used to describe a man's testicles.

"Suck on deez Mittens!"

"Dave got kicked right in the mittens!"

See mittens, balls, nuts, testicles, ballsack