Miwf

What is Miwf?


1.

Opposite of a (MILF) A mum you would'nt fuck even for a hundred million pounds and you were drunk on Absynth and hadn't had sex for 20 years because you'd been in prison for shagging really ugly woman even tho its not a crime...I'm just trying to give you an example. Lives in (Chavenage) pronouced Miiiwwwwwffff

Id rather fuck yo dawg than yo ma she's sure a is miwf but she do have a pretty mouth.

See milf, yummy mummy

2.

Mum I would fuck - how clear, didn't you see "American pie?"

-"Look, Kevin's mom's comin'!"

-"hmm...a real MIWF!"

See mum, mom, mother, father, dad, fuck


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