Mixed Textmessages

What is Mixed Textmessages?


1.

when a text message can be interpreted in multiple ways according to the sanity level of the receiver. in this instance the person will either interpret the text as an insult or a dilusional compliment.

ryan: tonight was fun

interpretation 1: wow he didn't even use an adjective. just fun. not really fun. not hella fun. not astronomically fun. just fun. he doesn't like me anymore!asshole. i'm going to go slash my wrists.

interpretation 2: he thinks i'm fun! god i knew it! hes in love with me! i might as well start calling him my boyfriend because i think it's apparent: HE WANTS TO FUCK!!!!!

observing friend: wow fuck mixed (text)messages i will call this fucker up and see what hes trying to say

See confusion, mixed, what the fuck, controversy, insanity


5

Random Words:

1. The action of having an orgasm from pooping. Dude i totally just had a pooptasm while taking a dump. See blumpkin, constipation..
1. Means the same as effing (fucking), but has 'jeffing' on the end, for no other reason than it rhyming rather well. 'effi..
1. After an especially disgusting fart, one might "fart spoon" those around them. This is where you wave your arm and scoop up th..