Mixpharali Edit Meaning

1. A man trying to deny having a massive boner by diverting the conversation to global warming. Dante: Whoa! That guy has something trying..

1. Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know? AIM convo: yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die ..

1. When you wipe your ass with your forearm and let the shit dry until it hardens like tree bark, then smack someone in the face with it. ..