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When you jism in a girl's eyes and while she can't see you smack her in the head with your phallus.
Jesus, I wanted to get ba..
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That guy at the Gym that spends more time looking at himself in the mirror then he does lifting weights.
Hey Craig, the mirror monkey i..
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Perceived superiority based solely ones frequent Twitter usage.
"Josh told me I wasn't with it because I only tweeted five ti..
