What is M.j.?
1.
The worlds greates basketball player next to Larry Bird and David Robinson. Short for Michal Jordan
M.J. is the man
2.
MARY JANE! or marajuana
i LOOOOOOOVE m.j.
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3.
a girl who first made some dinosaurs out of clay then brought them all the way from NY to NC just for some jerk she barely knew, that just happend to instantly fall for her. eventually fell in mad love with her while she kept him happy scratching his back, then she went home and i was sad, then she came back. and i made her a dinosaur. and we made mickey pizza. and i love her more than the sun the moon and the stars. a sexy orange lil pumpkin that kicks ass at sticker making and rages life and makes her boyfriend feel amazing.
random: "M.J. is your booasaur?"
me: "absolutely, yes"
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4.
Most retarded of all hippies, usually appearing with long hair and a Jew nose of unbelievable proportions. Often appears with a cat that looks to be a small cow. Be cautious of this particular string of retarded hippie.
Example: M.J. Michael
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