Mj The Internet Pimp

What is Mj The Internet Pimp?


1.

1. A disease carrying member of the male sex who should be expelled and condemned to live alone on an island full of people like himself.

2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.

3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'

4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.

5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.

6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.

"Hey man, look at that ugly motherfucking fool walking down the street with that beautiful princess! That guy is such a 'MJ the internet pimp,' how did he get with her?"

See pimp, loser, mj, ass, hemmorhoid


12

Random Words:

1. Full name of the Japanese rock artist Gackt. Believed by many narrow-minded idiots as "OMFG hes such a fag," defended by over..
1. Urban Dictionary Master, one who has the ability to access Urban Dictionary at all times and possesses the need to use it in both times..
1. Home of rich preps and hot girls that party all the time followed by an ass whooping of weak Apex students, spring break,and thanks to t..