What is Mj'd?
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The articulate process by which a drunk and horny female, mostly of the promiscuous type in a relationship with another man, grabs the shaft of the male genitalia (aka a boner) with one fist, and then stealthly with the other hand grasps the left or right gluteal while thrusting said male genitalia inside of the vaginal cavity (aka pussy). Girlfriends are not counted in this particular process.
(Dumbed down version)
When a down ass bitch grabs your dick with one hand, your ass by the other, and slam dunks that shit straight into her pussy.
Jeffrey: "Dude... Daniella totally MJ'd me last night..."
Evan: "Fuck that shit son!"
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A night at the club with more fat chicks than Wal-Mart after the first of the month.
Dude: I'll have two long islands please.
Bar..
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Showing or revealing a part of the body that isn't considered a private part, i.e. a foot or an elbow.
Dude! That chick just mormo..
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Having a one-off sexual encounter, similar to a one night stand.
Do you think Vicky would be interested in one-timing me?
See one nigh..
