What is Mjs?
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A person with severe nerdial tendencies... Often obsessed with monkeys,
you're an mjs. (hush it up.) you wanna fight!?!? (...uhm no.) Oh. ...Hey, let's go to chipotle.
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A rare disease of the Super-Rich. Symptoms: Jumping on Couches, Domestic Violence leading to Murder, Obsessive and Persistent Drug use that even climbing into your neighbor's child's bed can't cure, Eating your daughter's plecenta, Throwing Cellphones at your Assistants, Inserting Cigars into Interns, Peeing on Teenagers, ect.
General Celebrity Craziness indulged only because they have sooooooooooo much Money
I see Tom Cruise has allowed someone to treat his MJS, what with him not jumping anyone's couches lately.
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As L-Lo's MJS has progressed, so has her state of undress.
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Snr. Fidel Castro has a serious case of MJS.
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Suri Cruise was born with MJS, a rare disease of the super-rich.
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