Mjv Card

What is Mjv Card?

Marijuana Virginity Card.

Someone holds possession of this "card" until (but not after) he or she smokes marijuana therefore losing their marijuana "virginity".

When we took his MJV Card he got sooo blazed and had no clue where he was.

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