Mlg

What is Mlg?


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An organization in the United States for professional gamers. Is an acronym for "Major League Gaming." Many great gamers have been professionally signed by MLG. As of now, they mainly focus on Halo 2 tournaments. They also post 'official' gametypes for Halo, Halo 2, and other games, so the gametype is fair and perfect. For example, an MLG game for Halo 2 Team Slayer would be battle rifle spawn, human weapons on map (no sword for fairness), etc. Many believe MLG is a lame gametype, though others practice it often in hopes of getting good at it. By the way, if you'd like to be funny, next time someone wants to play MLG over Halo 2over XBL, ask them, "What's MLG? Does it stand for My Little Gun?"

Those MLG bastards! They won't let me play in the upcoming tournament for my city this weekend.

2.

Stands for Major League Gaming and hosts events for competitive video gamers. By placing high at these events you are signed to be a professional gamer. It also is a matchmaking playlist in the video game Halo 3 with specific settings and gametypes.

XBL try hard: "Get raped you MLG cunt. Oh you're on the BAMF Ladies? Damn they are the hottest girl gamers! Marry me?"

See mlg, bamf, halo, gaming, league, major

3.

Major Lack of Game

wow that kid is REALLY MLG pro

See mlg, punt, pown, rape

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The worst group of people- they have no fuckin lives and they think they're the shit. No one likes them, they fucked up Halo 3 and they are faggots

wow i had 24 kills last game but we lost cuz A faggot was on the other team-MLG

See mlg, major, league, gaming, fag

5.

The "Official" major league gaming circuit.

While MLG is well known, few outside of the Halo 2 community realize how much of a rift there is between MLG Halo 2, and real Halo 2.

MLG has watered Halo 2 down to bare bones, eliminating everything that used to be fun about it, and eliminating the need for teamwork or weapon control. It has been turned into a shoddy version of Halo 1, where the only weapon used is the Battle Rifle.

While cheating isn't prevelant as such, animation interupts are common, as are the button combinations that cause them, MLG claims that these require 'skill', just further proving that MLG has no regard for how the game was meant to be played.

The true skill at Halo 2, as opposed to being good with one gun, is shown in Matchmaking, where legitimate level is all about skill--MLG players would whine and call those people SMG Noobs, because of their preference to start out with an SMG--and where knowing not only how to control power weapons, but also how to kill them using more common weapons is of extreme importance when one starts with only an SMG.

Instead of having thought, MLG players prefer to turn Halo 2, quire possibly the most intensely thought based shooter that is played today into a twitch shooter

"MLG is like a bunch of hockey players, suddenly claiming that they are the proffesionals, and playing the game with everyone wielding a goalie stick."

"OMGSMGNOOB!"

See halo 2, halo, major league, smg, br, Bob Dole

6.

It stands for Major League Gaming. AKA Major Loser Geeks. It's full of nerds with white pasty looking faces who sound like goats when they talk playing halo 2 with each other in order to get them aroused for their circle jerk. Some people actually consider it a sport. Well, if it IS a sport, then it is the only sport i ever heard of where the best players are the ones who are lazy fat asses who never get off the couch and can't get any girls. Completely ironic if i do say so myself. However, they do have very strong hands due to frequent masturbation and constant use of the fingers and thumbs to "pwn nubs".

xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "OMG WTF MY NO SCOPE DIDN'T KILL YOU WTFFFFF!!!!!!!! fuckin bee ess!!!!!!!"

MLGJohn: "axxxxxshully, YOU MISSED ME CUSH U CAN'T NO SCOPE FOR SHIET CUZ U HAVE NO SKILL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I play in MLG so therefore my penis is larger than yours and i have more skill at life."

xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "YA WELL.....UR A FIAG! AND I DIDNT MISS CUZ I NEVER MISS CUZ MY NAME IS FWUCKING NO SCOPE SO OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE HOST! YOU'RE GARBAGE! NO FUCKIN SKILL!!! MIIIHHHHH!!!"

MLGJohn: "AXXXXXXSHULLY EYEPWNU ANNNNND I GET PAID TO PLAY CUZ IM SPONSORED SON! OH AND I ACT OUT HOW I AM GONNA PLAY BEFORE I PLAY SO I CAN MAXIMIZE MY PWNAGE POTENTIAL!"

xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "YA.....WELL.....UR GAY!!! GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY! *Presses B to leave to leave the post game lobby*"

every girl in the world "wow these kids are fuckin NERDS!"

See halo 2, noob, nub, no scope

7.

Mega Lol G-streng (g-string)

*wow, look at that mlg =0

¤ yeah=) what a Mega Lol G-string.

See yeah, mega, lol, g-string, look


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