Mlr

What is Mlr?

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My Life Rocks - there has been too many FMLs ("fuck my life"s) on social networking sites that some people have started to use MLR to balance out the negativity with positive social thought patterns.

"Dude, I totally aced that paper - plus I worked only a couple hours on it - MLR!" as opposed to "Oh, I worked 3 hours on a paper, received an A but all my friends think I'm boasting now, FML"

See fml, positive, fuck, rock

2.

Mid Load Regret. when you haven't even finished cumming when you are thinking of ways to leave the girl.

I started to come and felt MLR and justed wanted to get out of there...or at least I was wondering what's on TV

See hit and quit, one night stand, beer goggles, fat chicks

1.

Man having sex with somebody. During the orgasm he is overcome with feelings of regret and wants to leave.

I was on a first date when I had an attack of MLR (mid-load regret)

See hit it and quit it, one night stand, beer goggles, fat chicks

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