Mls

What is Mls?


1.

my life sucks

I just failed my exam. MLS!

See failed, test, mls, my, life, sucks, i

2.

Major League Soccer. Formed in 1993 in the United States, the league as of 2009 has fifteen teams throughout North America. Attendance has been steadily growing in recent years, and if pace continues, it will overtake the NHL in popularity and profit.

Teams as of 2009:

(Eastern Conference)

Chicago Fire

Columbus Crew

DC United (Washington, D.C.)

Kansas City Wizards

New England Revolution (Foxborough, MA)

New York Red Bulls (East Rutherford, NJ)

Toronto FC

(Western Conference)

Chivas USA (Carson, CA)

Colorado Rapids (Commerce City, CO)

FC Dallas (Frisco, TX)

Houston Dynamo

Los Angeles Galaxy

Reál Salt Lake (Sandy, UT)

San Jose Earthquakes

Seattle Sounders

MLS plans to add three more teams by 2011, in Philadelphia PA, Portland OR, and Vancouver BC.

Emo1337: Yo, dude, let's go downtown this weekend. MLS!

Kr/nkt45T!c: Your life sucks?

Emo1337: LOL, WTF? No, Major League Soccer! The Galaxy are gonna be in town, and we gotta see Beckham before he runs on back to England!

See mls, soccer, sports, futbol, galaxy, becks, beckham

3.

"Minty Lip Shine"

Mint-flavored clear lipgloss from heaven, as seen overpriced at Victoria's Secret.

"Mmmm, this MLS tastes great... totally worth the $30 I paid for it!"

See minty, lipgloss, victoria's secret, gloss, shine, lip

4.

Mommy's Little Suck-up

That MLS just ran back and told mommy everything that happened!! informer

See momma's boy, ass kisser, informer, rat, weasel, s4b, dirtbag

5.

Master of Library Science. Librarians are required to have this degree.

I graduated from UCLA with my MLS.

See librarian, library, college, degree

6.

Multiple Listing Service

stupid realstate agents

ask what state there calling from . they say MLS

what state are you calling from

MLS

7.

Massive Loser Squad................

Righhhtttttttttttttttttttttttttt right right


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