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The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.
I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my f..
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when you fart and there is a fifty fifty chance you may shit yourself. if you crap your pants you lose a fifty fifty.
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Tucked peepees twixt the legs!
Yarr matey tuck yer peepee while the cap'n's away! Cute, lol! Tuck it lol!
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