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Any day that includes a totally unexpected occurrence that one did not know would happen when they woke up that day.
"Did you hear..
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When the teeth of some slack jawed yokel are fighting for pole position.
Check out those nascar teeth, looks like molars are coming up,..
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A penis.
Note: Often "smothered in underwear."
Girl: "I'm awfully hungry."
Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoa..
