What is Mms?
1.
Multimedia Messaging Service. A Form of multimedia message sent via a mobile ie. images, text, audio clips and ultimately, video clips to another mobile service
Hey man, MMS you're girlfriend's pic to me.
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2.
make me smile;
usually written as 'u mms', meaning 'you make me smile', and may be used by people who get tired of the overused 'lol'
dude:"i don't need sex...school fucks me everyday..."
other dude:"rofl!"
the girlfriend:"u mms"
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3.
It stands for makes me smile. Lol is getting boring. Use this and make it global!! Lol is okay but Mms is so much cooler.
-Brb im gana go pee.
-mms thanks for telling me.
-Hey Jacqueline. Shit I just shit myself.
-mms!!!
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4.
An acronym for "massive mammary syndrome."
When a girl has very large boobs, making it difficult for males to keep their eyes above a female's neck. one very prominent symptom of massive mammary syndrome is the significant number of "cat calls" one might receive on a daily basis.
Also used as an excuse for why clothing never fits busty chicks correctly. The cause of bathing suit/bra frustration, and accidental flashing.
-"did that creepy man just honk at you?"
-"yahh, that's typical... i suffer from MMS"
-"yo, you're left boob is hanging out of your bikini top, and you have a significant amount of under-boob going on..."
-"oh, that's just a symptom of my "MMS." don't worry about it.
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5.
Massive Meat Shadow. When a guy wears running shorts and his package is defined enough to cast a shadow.
In phys-ed Jason had MMS because his shorts were too tight
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6.
Morning Make-up Syndrome: waking up next to a female who looks fugly without her make-up on. OR a female who wears too much make-up and looks falsely hot and looks fugly when the make-up comes off.
i was gonna t-bag this ho, but her MMS unstiffed me.
7.
Acronym for Minty Minty Spider: An extension of
chatter1: RAWR! our team just won!!
chatter2: mms
