Mmu Edit Meaning

1.

An educational establishment of approximately 32,000 students, of whom aproximately 32 actually have a chance of obtaining a degree at the end of their course due to ridiculously low entrance requirements/attendance figures, and the filthy *insert sub group here* emos/chavs/druggies/indie kids/and a-level dropouts that populate this utterly shite institution

A conversation involving a normal person who did not attend MMU vs A more discerning MMU student conscious of the social stigma attached to having attended or attending such a university

Normal Person: So you went to university?

Drugged Emo-Chav Hybrid MMU Student: Yes, I studied *Crap Degree Title*

Normal Person: Where did you study?

Drugged Emo-Chav Hybrid MMU Student: I went to uni in Manchester

Normal Person: You went to Manchester University?

Drugged Emo-Chav Hybrid MMU Student: Yes, I went to University in Manchester

Normal Person: THEE University of Manchester?

Drugged Emo-Chav Hybrid MMU Student: Yes the Manchester *mumbles* met *end mumble* University.

*Spits AIDS at Normal Person to avoid revealing truth*

See mmu, manchester

2.

A mickey mouse institution. Came into this uni with high expectations, i was wrong! Its a fucking dump, the whole curriculam is dumbed down. The students cant be bothered and the teachers are full of them selves.

Dont take this the wrong way as Im an Asian myself but the Asian students in MMU are all filthy scumbags. I just feel like sprayin all these jokes with a machine gun/flame thrower. You guys cant mesmorise my anger.

I feel sorry for all the hardworking students like myself. Fuck this im outta here.

Why did u leave MMU?

Because Im not a lamb on a slaughter line!

See manchester, university, mickey

3.

Micky Mouse University.. when you think your school is a joke you can refer to it as MMU

Can you believe that instructor.. I'm so tired of MMU.

See school, university, college, studying

4.

A university of manchester nicknamed the "mickey mouse unversity". You dont know why u are there u dont know how u got there all u know is that u want to get out. Later on in life u will deny u ever went there.

Interviewer: So which university did u go?

Me: Manchester *Cough University

5.

a cheap school where the druggie minions of hell constantly spawn

Dude, MMU is crap! Fuck this shit!

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