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Any act that wastes beer. Spilling beer is a beer crime, as is not finishing all your beer by leaving the last inch or two in the glass..
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When one of your friends gets so drunk that they start growing stubble on their face. This makes them look very shit-faced and retarded...
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Getting a handjob with a finger up your ass while having your testicles licked.
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