M0nk3y Edit Meaning

1. Farting in the bathtub and biting the bubbles. Before I go on a date, I always biff wiff and dont brush my teeth. My father taught me ..

1. spitting on a female's back after having anal sex to make her believe you have nutted and when the female turns aroung you shoot he..

1. this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there..