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a vacation to a city less desirable than your home.
Im going to miss the San Diego sun on my fake-cation to alaska to visit family.
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Fear of black helicopters.
Just because you've got nigyrophobia, doesn't mean the CIAaren't operating McDonalds as a fro..
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A small nugget of poo which get's caught on one's anal hair. Also see clinker.
Get the comb, I've found a chuffty nut!
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