What is Moach?
1.
A long, cylindrical mass of fecal matter that is so long that it must first break in half before it can be flushed down the toilet.
I had to flush three times to get the moach to go down the toilet.
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2.
a trugly ass women who looks like shes been cock slapped one too many times
ugh, look at that moach i wouldnt even hit that from the back
3.
A box in the middle of the street that most normal people avoid hitting, but you or your friends drive right over it.
"Look at him, he's a fat moach."
4.
A shortened version of motor coach.
We rode the moach to the museum.
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5.
(vulgar) engage in unspecified sexual activity
"she moached her way to the top of the company"; "I moached with her twice. Once she gave me a blowjob, and once she spanked me."
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