Moach

What is Moach?


1.

A long, cylindrical mass of fecal matter that is so long that it must first break in half before it can be flushed down the toilet.

I had to flush three times to get the moach to go down the toilet.

See poop, toilet, fecal, matter, bathroom, moche, mocha, moch, mach, turd, crap, poo

2.

a trugly ass women who looks like shes been cock slapped one too many times

ugh, look at that moach i wouldnt even hit that from the back

3.

A box in the middle of the street that most normal people avoid hitting, but you or your friends drive right over it.

"Look at him, he's a fat moach."

4.

A shortened version of motor coach.

We rode the moach to the museum.

See motor, coach, canada, quebec, mike

5.

(vulgar) engage in unspecified sexual activity

"she moached her way to the top of the company"; "I moached with her twice. Once she gave me a blowjob, and once she spanked me."

See animal, plant


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