Moaph

What is Moaph?

Monkeys Operating Abaci Per Hour. Used to describe hardware that is way off the back in terms of computing power.

"Yo, the GPU in my PS3 runs at 2 teraFLOPS!" "Yeah? Well, the Nintendo that I got back in '88 runs at six MOAPH."

See megahertz, performance, benchmark

Zombiance

1. The atmosphere of a place when it is dead or boring. The club was boring last night, we were not enjoying the zombiance. See ambiance,..

Thumblepenis

1. A penis roughly the size of Thumbelina. Oftentimes, people with a Thumblepenis are mocked. Hey, did you hear Ryan is a thumblepenis? He..

Concs

1. Short for concubines. This trip would've been a lot better if we brought some concs. My hand is getting tired. See concubine, mi..

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