Moaph

What is Moaph?

Monkeys Operating Abaci Per Hour. Used to describe hardware that is way off the back in terms of computing power.

"Yo, the GPU in my PS3 runs at 2 teraFLOPS!" "Yeah? Well, the Nintendo that I got back in '88 runs at six MOAPH."

See megahertz, performance, benchmark

Hosemonster

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That Sucks

1. The most sincere expression of sympathy that remains in modern spoken idiom. Person A: My mom just died of cancer, and I've been d..

Zomgarrzxozz

1. Expression of much shock. Person: omfg, Matthew Lush dyed his hair blonde >.< Me: zomgarrzXOzz. See shock, webspeak, zomg, omfg..

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