Moaph

What is Moaph?

Monkeys Operating Abaci Per Hour. Used to describe hardware that is way off the back in terms of computing power.

"Yo, the GPU in my PS3 runs at 2 teraFLOPS!" "Yeah? Well, the Nintendo that I got back in '88 runs at six MOAPH."

See megahertz, performance, benchmark

Zeng

1. love, amazing, sexy, rad, awesome...etc, and commonly reffered and used to godly, majestic, all-knowing entities. In the bible, St John..

Queefer Madness

1. a wild party of vaginal flatulence, often involving gardening tools, dead rodents, an oven knob, appetizers and twister. see also queef..

Tampered With

1. getting some sex; knowing that your significant or someone you know got some. "why you smiling? did you get tampered with?" ..

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