Moaph

What is Moaph?

Monkeys Operating Abaci Per Hour. Used to describe hardware that is way off the back in terms of computing power.

"Yo, the GPU in my PS3 runs at 2 teraFLOPS!" "Yeah? Well, the Nintendo that I got back in '88 runs at six MOAPH."

See megahertz, performance, benchmark

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