Moaph

What is Moaph?

Monkeys Operating Abaci Per Hour. Used to describe hardware that is way off the back in terms of computing power.

"Yo, the GPU in my PS3 runs at 2 teraFLOPS!" "Yeah? Well, the Nintendo that I got back in '88 runs at six MOAPH."

See megahertz, performance, benchmark

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Ass Player

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Bear Cat

1. with the thumb inserted into the vagina, and the middle finger in the anus, the act of rubbing these two digits together through the thi..

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