What is Mobigloat?
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The amount of time a person leaves the "Sent from my iPhone/Blackberry/Nokia Phone" as his/her email signature after buying a new smartphone, before realising it's not cool and removing it.
"My Mobigloat period was just six days into my new iPhone, but hers is still on after three weeks!"
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Random Words:
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Randomly leaving a friend's house for a ridiculous, non-existing reason, leaving the host in complete bafflement.
Pulling a ralph ..
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to simulitaneously beat off and rub an ice pack on your jewels(genitalia) which produces a "chilling sensation"; this is best ..
