Mobile Dishwasher

What is Mobile Dishwasher?


1.

A woman.

or

More specifically a good well kept woman.

Man: I have a wife that stays at home, makes me supper, irons my pants, tends to the kids and jerks me off when im stressed out. Gosh do I love her.

Mobile Dishwasher: Honey, I'm done washing your clothes. What would my superior master wish of me to do now.

Man: The possibilities are endless...

See housewife, oven, stove, dishwasher, sex machine, vagina


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