What is Mobile Dishwasher?
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A woman.
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More specifically a good well kept woman.
Man: I have a wife that stays at home, makes me supper, irons my pants, tends to the kids and jerks me off when im stressed out. Gosh do I love her.
Mobile Dishwasher: Honey, I'm done washing your clothes. What would my superior master wish of me to do now.
Man: The possibilities are endless...
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Doing a girl while wearing a condom covered in Icy Hot.
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Not having to wait for subways, for they always arrive as soon as you do.
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