What is Mobile Phone?
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Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.
I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.
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One that has insulted the human race by their stupidity and should be taken off this earth for their own good.
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This Acronym, derived from OMG and ROFL simply adds to the expression by adopting MAO, ..
