Mobile Proctology

What is Mobile Proctology?

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.

I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.

Log N' Hide

1. Similar in concept to the Shout N' Run but in this case the person logs on and right away procededs to ignore any incoming messages..

Key By The Three

1. Three kilograms of cocaine. A key is standard slang for a kilogram of drugs, most often cocaine. By stating "by the three," on..

W.a.w.a.

1. Acronym meaning White Ass Whack Assholes. Refers to cocky ass jock, frat, white boys and their pasty, orange-tanned, dumb, blonde ass g..

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