Mobile Statue

What is Mobile Statue?


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A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.

I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...

See cell phone, iphone, sms, text messaging, pedestrian


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