What is Mobile Statue?
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A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
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When the roof of your mouth gets all torn up after eating Cap'n Crunch or some other rough food.
I get Cap'n Crunch mouth aft..
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To verbally interject into a conversation that you have no party in.
Verbal Ejaculation :
Two people are discussing lego hair for inst..
