What is Mobile Statue?
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A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
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the eptiome of curse words, used in a stream of frustration
"Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch! i just lost my wall..
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Event that usually takes place at a large retail store. Occurs when the store is overrun by little old ladies in power scooters who eit..
