What is Mobile Statue?
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A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
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To put your dick in another person's bong before they take a hit.
person1:Yo bro you should totally zingbongatong matt's bong..
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NOUN: A supposed vampiric leader born in the late 17th century. This high-class, all-evil woman speared men with her spears that she obt..
