What is Mobile Statue?
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A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
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Spencer Smith. End of story.
Person #1: Do you know Spencer Smith? He's adorable. He is made of puppies and hotness. His hips! (Ha..
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Fucking the dog
I gota stay home today and fornicate the pooch.
See Bonehead..