Mobilia

What is Mobilia?


1.

a term used for an italian with a big nose!

That guy has a huge nose!

Yeah, He's A Mobilia

See michael, mobilia, big, nose, italian

2.

anyone that has a very big nose

especially if their first name is michael

'hey mobilia, can you move your nose out of the way!, i cant see anything!'

See michael, mobilia, big, nose, italian

3.

a person who jacks off into a plastic bag on school camps. most of the time for money eg $2, even if they know they wont be getting any money for it

'omg did u see mobilia'

'no what did he do?'

'he had a wank into a plastic bag'

'no way!'

'yeah man kurtis walked in on him'

'grose! why did he do it'

'kelly said she would give him 2 bucks, but he new he wasnt going to get it... so he jacked off anyway!'

See michael, jacking off, masturbation, grosse

4.

a person who jacks off into a plastic bag on school camps.

most of the time for money

eg $2, even if they know they wont be getting any money for it

'omg did u see mobilia'

'no what did he do?'

'he had a wank into a plastic bag'

'no way!'

'yeah man kurtis walked in on him'

'grose! why did he do it'

'kelly said she would give him 2 bucks, but he new he wasnt going to get it... so he jacked off anyway!'

See michael, plastic, bag, wank

5.

a person who jacks off into a plastic bag on school camps. most of the time for money eg $2, even if they know they wont be getting any money for it

'omg did u see mobilia'

'no what did he do?'

'he had a wank into a plastic bag'

'no way!'

'yeah man kurtis walked in on him'

'grose! why did he do it'

'kelly said she would give him 2 bucks, but he new he wasnt going to get it... so he jacked off anyway!'

See michael, big, nose, italian


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