Mobilise The Troops

What is Mobilise The Troops?

To take a dump. AKA, dropping the kids off by the pool. Usually after a good session on Guinness, followed by a huge t-bone

Jeff: Hey man, great sesh last night. Feel like my heads gonna frikkin explode.

Brian: Lets go grab a boiled egg sarnie and and a hair of the dog

Jeff: hey bud, slow down, need to Mobilise the Troops before I can get out of the house

See dump, shite, shit, poo

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