What is Mobney?
1.
What snarky poker players call money. Originally a simple typo in an online boast made by ten-time world champion Phil Hellmuth, "I have ALL the glory, titles and ALL the mobney" the word "mobney" is currently used:
a) to humorously and indirectly refer to Phil Hellmuth without saying his name
b) to poke fun at another player or oneself for being arrogant or overconfident a la Hellmuth.
Other Hellmuth typos which have come into current usage in the poker community are "jopke", "morno" and "donkeys alwasy draw".
"You're just jealous of Phil! He has all the mobney and all the bracelets. Anyone who says otherwise is a JOPKE"
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