What is Moby Dick?
1.
The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.
Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete
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2.
An extremely long drum solo by
50 CENTS DRUM MACHINE IS TIGHT YO!!! FOR SHIZZLE!!!
Stfu, Moby Dick owns 50 cent any day.
3.
When you are banging a chubby white girl from behind and her big ass is up in the air... you pull out and spew all over her back while yelling "Thar she blows!"
"I "Moby Dick'd" that girl I picked up last night!"
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4.
Your girlfriend is giving you a hummer and you unload so hard that it squirts out her nose.
"It had been so long since his last encounter with a woman, when she put his weiner in her mouth, he ended up performing a Moby Dick."
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5.
When a guy goes out into the ocean for a swim, begins to float, and spanks it so he spews while floating in the water.
Hey, Diones is about to spew! There he blows, that Moby Dick son of a bitch!
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6.
When you are performing cunnilingus on a not so fresh female. You become angered that she smells so you decide to give her a whiff of her own medicine. You then pretend that you are going to come up to kiss her and instead conjur up a burp and blow the smell directly into her nose.
One time I was going down on this chick and she stank real bad. I decided to get that bitch back and gave her a moby dick. She coughed and hacked real bad
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7.
The girl that got away.
Alludes to Captain Ahab's elusive whale.
Man, that girl was my Moby Dick.
