Mocanaqua

What is Mocanaqua?


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A very small town in Northeast Pennsylvania which boasts a ghetto basketball court, a community swimming pool often flooded with low-income rednecks and a beer distributor. Located down the road from the comparable Glen Lyon "moc," as the natives refer to it, is a great spot for witness protection and those found on meganslaw.

Welcome to Mocanaqua: Population 100. Wanna get some beer, watch the cars go in circles and discuss our excuses to give to Chris Hansen on "To Catch A Predator."

See scummy, ghetto, beer, nascar


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