Mock-croc

What is Mock-croc?

Mock-croc, or 'moc-croc' means fake crocodile skin, mostly used for handbags or shoes of the Patrick Cox style.

Eddie was wearing his new moc-croc loafers today.

Beacher

1. When a turd is so big that half of it is in the water and half of it is stuck out on the dry part of the toilet....like a beached whale...

Yardbitch

1. prison bitch, male or female; often used as a sextoy Bubba called over his male yardbitch, wants him to bend over and grab his ankles. ..

Matta

1. Unit measuring the tightness of a vagina. The matta is a torque rating based on Newtons per metre squared of pressure uniformly exerted ..

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