Mockdive

What is Mockdive?

Vaginal penetration by use of one's head, which is usually shaved or bald to minimize friction and to make for a cleaner entrance.

Give Mr. Clean a bottle of KY, and that nigger can mockdive any bitch.

See penetration, hardcore, lubricant, bald

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