What is Modern Day Vampire?
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Vampire living in current times. In order to live in modern society and avoid persecution, they conceal their identity. Nobody knows of their existence. They have to stay out of the sun and therefore must work night shift jobs. Modern day vampires are among the poorest and most persecuted people of the developed world.
I am Steve and I am a modern day vampire.
Random Words:
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To be so completely hammered that you would fuck a woman that resembles a sloth.
Jon you were so slothfaced, that chick you fucked in t..
