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When it's so dang cold your johnson freezes off.
Guy 1: Holmes, it is gettin' COLDILOCKS out here, dawg!
Guy 2: Fo' shi..
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A vampire who drinks tomato juice.
Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?
Vampire 2: No thanks; I&apo..