Mofaux

What is Mofaux?


1.

A mofaux is a guy or gal that acts like a baddass gangsta full of lip and attitude but once confronted by authority or anyone at all actually backs right off like a chickenhawk.

Someone who pretends to be an tough asshole hangin' in the hood, but is actually a mommy's boy living at home and studying hospitality.

George W. Bush said to the Iraqi insurgency 'Bring it on you badass mother fuckers' (or words to that effect). A little while later, however, he effectively retracted that statement, he was shown to be a mofaux.

Mofaux: Hey asshole got the time?

Person: DON'T CALL ME ASSHOLE ASSHOLE!

Mofaux: Oh sorry sir...I didn't mean to offend...

Mofaux's posse: Geezuz man you is such a pussy mofaux! (laughter at mofaux's expense)

See motherfucker, chicken, fauxmo, chickenhawk, pussy, chickenshit, accounting

2.

A homosexual that is sporting a fauxhawk hairstyle.

Girl, did you see that MoFaux prancing by? I wonder how much product he put in that fauxhawk to get it that way.

See mofo, mo faux, mo fo, fauxhawk


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