Mofette

What is Mofette?

1.

A Mofette likes pink things, dancing and snakebite and black. They normally grow in Staffordshire or Warrington, but have been found as far north as Leeds.

A Mofette is not:

An airport

A volcanic vent

A fork-lift truck

We met Mofette by chance and took her out for pie and chips. And beer.

2.

- A pigeon mofo.

- A girl who acts like a mother fucker.

- Oh shit look at that mofette. What a fuckin' bitch.

- Hey, what's up mofo's and mofettes?
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