Moff

What is Moff?


1.

The vagina of a Muppet. Moist and delicious.

Miss Piggy's moff was sopping with delight, ready for Kermie's green penetrator.

See muppet, cooch, sexy, pig, vagina, miss, larkin

2.

"moff" is a synonym for legendary, or legend.

it is moff to come up with the phrase "look, i made my DNA today, there it is, floating about like a gypsy"

3.

coined from the infamous yearbook camp leader, jeff moffiet

1. any action one can do that is percieved as vile or disgusting by others

2. a word used to describe absurdly gay men or non-gay men that can be perceived at absurdly gay

3. An open ended term used to describe the most lewd, kinky, perverse and vile sexual action in the human consiciousness.

4. masturbating

"that dude is such a moff" "andrew, i can see you moffing off"

See moff, gay, disgusting, masterbate, andrew, joe jonas

4.

Abbreviation of Im off

Usually used in chat-rooms, MSN messenger, Myspace, etc...

Person 1: Moff

Person 2: Cya

See going, bye, cya


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