Moffat

What is Moffat?


1.

A small chinese penguin, that feels attracted to large gorillas. They also never shower in the mornings as a sign for mating

"Ew that small thing over there smells funny" "He must be a Moffat"

See moffat, small, chinese, smelly, funny

2.

- Foul-smelling, fairy beasht.

- Can obtain legendary status on occasions.

"That dirty Moffat is after oil-checking me with my own finger!! How does he do it??"

See smoking, emer, booze, horny

3.

A person who is the lowest form of ultimate scum.

"Man you smell like a right moffat"

See dirty, smelly, lazy, scum


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