Moffat

What is Moffat?

A small chinese penguin, that feels attracted to large gorillas. They also never shower in the mornings as a sign for mating

"Ew that small thing over there smells funny" "He must be a Moffat"

See moffat, small, chinese, smelly, funny

- Foul-smelling, fairy beasht.

- Can obtain legendary status on occasions.

"That dirty Moffat is after oil-checking me with my own finger!! How does he do it??"

See smoking, emer, booze, horny

A person who is the lowest form of ultimate scum.

"Man you smell like a right moffat"

See dirty, smelly, lazy, scum

Office Space Syndrome

1. Suddenly and inexplicably not giving a fuck at work and life in general. Often caused be completing a huge project or being blasted by a..

Xx Factor

1. The sexual position where one man is on top of another man to form an x shape. One man recieves while one fiercly thrusts his man meat i..

Cottage Cock Cheese

1. When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wa..

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