What is Moffat?
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A small chinese penguin, that feels attracted to large gorillas. They also never shower in the mornings as a sign for mating
"Ew that small thing over there smells funny" "He must be a Moffat"
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- Foul-smelling, fairy beasht.
- Can obtain legendary status on occasions.
"That dirty Moffat is after oil-checking me with my own finger!! How does he do it??"
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3.
A person who is the lowest form of ultimate scum.
"Man you smell like a right moffat"
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