Moffed

What is Moffed?


1.

Extremely aggrivated, angry, annoyed, and/or dissapointedin any given situation.

It's miffed to the 100th power.

(Often used in conjunction with variations of the word 'fuck')

"That guy just cut me off, and I'm so fucking moffed up right now!"

"I was about to break up with my girl, but she dumped me first. Moffed me the fuck up!!!"

See mad, angry, dissapointed, miffed, annoyed, pissed

2.

(adj) Rolling so hard that you look like a complete assfuck but you feel so good that you don't care.

Derived from the character Moff who is in the movie Human Traffic. Moff rolls harder than anyone else and is hugging the speaker the entire time at the club.

I am totally moffed the fuck out!

3.

From the Persian word "moffchor" (freeloader). Hence to moff, means to freeload. Items acquired from moffing are termed moffage.

I moffed 20 plastic forks from the student cafeteria.

I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.

See anon


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