What is Moffett?
1.
A ball of pubic hair on, or detached from, the male or female private regions. not excluding testes, assholes, or dirty armpits.
"my roommate left a moffett on the toilet seat after shaving his dirty balls."
"i found a moffet in the drain after investigating my clogging issues."
2.
an entangled collection of pubic hair after being removed from the male or female genitial area. Normally taking the shape of a ball.
my room mate left a moffett all over the toilet after shaving his balls.
